teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via cartel)

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via seedy)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

image

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