plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Source: andromeda4002019, via asian)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via stabs)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via disowns)

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via disowns)

(Source: laurenomgfuq, via evolutional)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via cartel)

(via sextnoise)

grassfire:

poorlittlecousin:

am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books

round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD

(via date)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via humorking)